CHINESE PROVERBS

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Boudin & Beer 4 Breakfast

So I drive down to Picayune Fri night to see some relatives in from California. My Aunt and Uncle have bought themselves a 160K motor home and are taking a few months to travel the country. This thing is awesome! It is almost as big as my little house, but much - much nicer. All the "bells and whistles" have been added to this thing.




As far as the Boudin and Beer...My great aunt and I were up @ 6:45am on the back patio scarfing down boudin and drinking dark beer...this is my 80 something aunt mind you. It was great!

Good to see them, haven't seen any of them for several years now, so had to go through the "catching up" phase with everyone. Also, had to explain to them about our little business venture my brother, mother, and I have entered. Update: We have purchased our 2nd property and should begin the remodeling phase in the next few days...let's just hope this one goes a little smoother than the first one :)

Anyways...pretty good weekend to say the least. Caught up w/relatives, bought a house, drank plenty of beer, and ate some mighty fine boudin! Have a great week!

Son-of-a-BITCH!!!

Just FUCK IT! I don't really know why, but I have been in a foul mood for the past 2 days...and anything anyone says to me just pisses me off more. You know that feeling when someone around you just opens their mouth, and you can hear the fingernails start to rake down the chalkboard? Yeah, that feeling...just with everyone. Grant it, with co-workers whining about their fucked up marriages/repeating every phone conversation they've had/incorrectly correcting you/ to work associates keeping you on the cell phone for hours rambling about absolutely nothing at all/ to now--yeah, just now... writing up a mighty fine rant, and fucking blogger erasing the damn thing! FUCK! no wonder I'm still in a pissed off mood...!

You know, those times when you just want to look someone in the eye and say "I really could give a fucking fuck about your fucking problem...so why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself"! Or, "Take your fucking unwarrented, unsolicited, asinine comments right back down the fucking hall to someone else who really gives a flying fuck!" Or better yet, "I couldn't give two fucks about your fucking problem/concern/idea/comment/belief/history/future/etc...." You get the idea, just really shitty days.

Well...now that I have gotten that out, I really have nothing else to say...but, "HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY...FUCKERS!" :)

Just Crap....

nothing really to say today, just random crap...

My queen made it home Sunday! She was supposed to fly in Sat. night but the wonderful airlines she was flying screwed up and delayed her in Montreal one night. Needless to say... I was ecstatic to see her walk through the gates Sunday morning! Welcome home beautiful - I missed the shit out of you!

We are supposed to play a double-header tonight with our drinking/softball team. Double-header? WTF? Our little drinking team can't hold up that long... This ought to be a sight to see here!

Looks like we are moving forward in the little company my family and I have started. Should be closing on our 2nd house in about 2 weeks or so. Learned alot from the first one, now if only I don't wind up doing all the work again...one lesson I am afraid will continue to repeat itself. Oh well, somebody's got to do it.

Had a lesion romoved from the side of my head yesterday. The doc said I should not be concerned with it, but he was going to have it tested anyways. Worried? who's w-o-r-r-i-e-d? On a good note, my blood pressure was down quite significantly (118/80)! Hell yeah, and no side effects from the medication yet...yet.

See, pretty boring shit (except for my queen coming home) ...damn I'm getting old!